Alphabetti Theatre's Covid-19 Update, as of May 2022
Alphabetti Theatre are continuing to put the safety of customers, staff and artists at the forefront of our policies.
Face coverings are no longer mandatory but are encouraged. We are now selling to full capacity for all performances. If you or someone you have been in close proximity with has Covid-19 symptoms please do not visit the theatre.

Avalon & Jacob Hawley present
Jacob Hawley: BUMP
SAT 11TH MARCH 2023
Performance Time: 9:30 PM
Tickets: General (£10)
Concession (£5)
No Questions (£3)
Running Time: Approx. 1.5 hours
Age Rec: 14+
Live Audience: Seated
Covid-19 Policy: We are no longer operating social distancing, and face coverings are encouraged but not mandatory–our policy is reviewed fortnightly
Content Warnings: This performance may contain themes and language that some audiences may find upsetting and distressing for more information please contact the theatre.
Men will literally do a 55-minute show about identity, social class and drinking olive oil, instead of going to therapy :/
Award-winning wide boy Jacob Hawley considers whether ample mental health is an exclusively middle-class pursuit, if he’s finally graduated from drugs to antipasti and, all considered, if he’s ready to be a father. As seen on Sky’s The Russell Howard Hour and BBC Three’s Ladhood. Creator and star of Radio 4’s Class Act and Welcome To Britain, BBC Sounds’ Jacob Hawley: On Drugs and Jacob Hawley: On Love.
'Must-see staple' - List
'Voice of a generation' - Chortle.co.uk