Swamp Monsters, Floor Time, & ‘Trauma Girly Theatre’
By Amanda Grace
22.07.25

Drama school didn't prepare me for how much of my career would be spent in Floor Time.
We have 90 minutes left of precious, precious, £15-an-hour subsidised rehearsal space before embarking on tour, and still, it is Floor Time.
A few feet away, Jess is laying opposite on the rickety floor of the Scottish-Protestant-Church-Turned-Performance-Space, both of us staring at the cobwebs laced between stained-glass windows older than we are. This is a kindness; we both know Floor Time is just for me.
SNOLIGOSTER (a show you should pause reading and book tickets to right this very moment) is the piece I desperately tried not to write. I have seen enough well-intentioned, traumatised theatremakers proclaim 'my art is my therapy' and then pass that trauma along to their audiences to know that some stories are not for sharing forcibly to a captive audience.
I also didn't particularly want to write a show about my childhood-long forced relationship with the Southern Baptist Convention----similar to how I've never had a hankering to write a show about my worst ex. My ego chanted, I don't know that person. We don't talk anymore.
They have nothing to do with me.
But if they don't...
why is everything I write to avoid writing about my cataclysmic former relationship with Jesus kind of shit?
and why can't I go through a Sunday without eating an entire sleeve of biscuits, or - less Bridget-Jones-esque - picking the calluses from my feet until there's no skin left?
and why am I lying on the floor when I should be scuttling across the stage?
RADA would be so disappointed if they could see me now.
I bet Cate Blanchett doesn't need floor time.
But I am not Cate Blanchett. I am Amanda Grace, with stories to tell that I’m sure Cate Blanchett would embrace, unphased, with her wonderful, warm, smiling eyes - stories that still make me want to hurl a little bit every time I tell them, but are also undeniably funny, and enchantingly strange, and share with truth social phenomena we need more than ever to understand if we are serious about dismantling their power over us.
It’s sort of traditional wisdom in acting school that ‘if you haven’t dealt with it offstage, you shouldn’t bring it onstage’, but as a long-term mad person with years of experience in various forms of therapy (not to brag), I’d grown to see this as a bit of a simplification. What about those things that are embedded in our cells, that will be whispering to us through our entire lives, regardless of how much we’ve processed them? What if we could make friends with them just enough to allow others to inspect them, and question them, and challenge them?
I will never be able to walk into a Southern Baptist church and rage at the congregation for their lack of accountability. That would be dangerous. But if me raging a layer removed as a swamp monster helps others keep an eye on their own community for ways we’re letting young people raised in alt-right pipelines down in the name of family autonomy… that would be…. Something.
Some form of redemption.
So I’ve come to the conclusion that, if telling these stories in safe ways can help us understand each other and take small steps to true inter-community transformative justice, then Floor Time is a very small trade. It may not be glamorous, but it is a chance to give back care and autonomy in those moments we choose, as artists, to bring our trauma into the work.
It’s from this philosophical journey that I’d like to present to you
A Non-Exhaustive Ethics of Trauma Girly Theatre.
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‘Hard’ is okay. ‘Harmful’ is not.
First things first: Trauma Girly Theatre is only a practice you should be engaging with if you can rationally, and without external (or internal) pressure, assess your practice’s benefits and harm to you. Yelling ‘I don’t want to do this’ in discomfort whilst feeling deeply fulfilled is a common post-rehearsal cleansing exercise for me, but I have yet to descend into any truly destructive spirals. The second that happens, it’s time out for me. If you struggle to find the line, it will help to have trusted creative collaborators and loved ones monitor your behaviour throughout the project, with veto power for any activity that crosses into danger territory.
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It is up to the Trauma Girly whether they tell Trauma Girly stories or not.
This one has always felt obvious, but I’ve been in rooms where directors unaffected by the trauma their chosen script re-enacts throw hissy fits to end all hissy fits when their trauma-experienced actors professionally but firmly refuse to engage with the material because their consent wasn’t sought in its selection. This might happen in a drama school, where shows are selected for the ‘chops’ they allow students to show off, or it might take place in an audition where actors aren’t well informed of side material or asked for their personal boundaries ahead of entering the room. In any case, asking someone to tell a story they don’t want to tell is bad and also a massive knob move. Don’t do it.
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Lean into the non-universal experiences.
Lots of tiny flecks of traumatic evangelist glitter have become embedded in SNOLIGOSTER as comic relief. This might seem counter-intuitive to the non-traumatised, but the fact that things that were once normal and horrifying to me are so absurd in my present context - absurd enough for audiences of strangers to roar at - does a great bit of healing to the lizard brain part of me that still fears them. This is especially convenient given the general capacity of specific storytelling to facilitate universal catharsis: very few of us have three potential fathers, but more of us than is statistically likely have dressed in denim dungarees for a Mamma Mia! hen do. The layer of removal the specificity of my experience gives audiences makes them feel safe enough to actively investigate the story, and it becomes something they take ownership over as well.
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Proportion the story by what’s useful to the audience - not what’s moving to you.
In the end, all theatre should belong to its audience. When working with any kind of biographical material, it matters literally zero amount how you experienced the thing you’re sharing. The only thing that matters is how the audience should experience it.
Some of the most profound experiences I had growing up in Florida are allotted a single sentence in SNOLIGOSTER. These bits are too niche to offer any room for growth to UK audiences, or outside the scope of the specific themes of the show.
Jess knows that one of the heaviest lines in the show for me is, ‘And I even learned how to chew loud enough to block out the parts of the dinner when we all take bets on when Jesus is coming back’, for the same reasons that I will never eat a fancy Thanksgiving meal ever again. We wanted to include it for a slight provocation - what will audiences assume about this line? Will they glaze over it entirely? - but it doesn’t matter to the exploration at large, which is what a strict ideological upbringings in the unique sociopolitical cultures prepare us to do, including at home here in the UK. Focusing in too deeply on what I am learning from my experiences will prevent the audience from going on their own journeys. It also tends to make a show a bit of an After School Special, and no one wants that.
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Rest is part of the work.
The experience of actually staging the SNOLIGOSTER Summer Tour has been much less psychologically demanding than the inbuilt dread that responds to any vague suggestion of God or Jesus or Where I’m From Originally prepared me for, and in that way, it’s been much less of an ask to just do the work than it was to anticipate doing the work.
That said, the work is still exhausting. Floor Time remains necessary. And I’ve found that I often get the best ideas for what the tour needs to be better when I’m sitting in the silence, or doing something totally unrelated. When the pressure of making it what it should be ebbs away, all that’s left is the shoreline of what it is.
My former MFA course leader and current friend Teresa Brayshaw once told me during my thesis preparation, ‘It’s all the work.’ The surprise joy of Insomnia Cookies in Manchester is the work. The calling my partner at home in London and listening to experiences I’m completely separate from is the work. The making friendship bracelets and thank you cards is the work. The writing this is the work.
These days, when working on Trauma Girly Theatre projects, I try to follow my attention as it moves instead of admonishing it, because it always seems to focus on the next thing that takes me back to the story once more. Along the way, I find new perspective, or energy, or enthusiasm, and that then makes the story - and me - stronger.
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Both sides of the stage should be trauma-informed.
So I’m making space for myself to breathe and take breaks. Fantastic. Have I made that space for the audience? Have I allowed them the same explicit consent to engage with the material that I demand? If I can stim during a scene and make it into a character choice, can they stim in the house and trust I won’t break character to disparage them?
From day dot of your Trauma Girly Theatre Project, your team should ask: How are we caring for ourselves? And follow that question promptly with: How are we caring for our audience? Make the rules of engagement for all parties as clear as possible, so people can make informed choices about where they fit in your story.
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Don’t stop healing offstage.
SNOLIGOSTER has, of course, been an incredibly healing piece to work on, but I didn’t create it as an avenue to heal. I created it to offer perspective I hoped might help the community, and to meet the challenges of this phase in my artistic career: so, the same reasons I’d do any non-Trauma-Girly Theatre.
Going to rehearsal and Being Brave doesn’t excuse me from reading my deconstruction resources, or doing my breathwork, or taking my medication. Where touring interferes with these things, it’s my job to be a Professional™ and find room for them in my day. It’s all well and good painting myself green and doing a bit of dark comedy about the swamp, but if I’m slipping on the things that keep me well enough to go to the grocery store or clean my flat, that dark comedy quickly becomes reality.
To that note:
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It’s not that serious.
The thing about Trauma Girly Theatre is that it isn’t the trauma. Life is so short. If you’re living with the aftershocks of trauma, it can feel even shorter. I so believe in the power of theatre to change lives—but Jess and I are under no delusion that we’re doing open-heart surgery every night. At the most generous and hopeful, we’re doing open-mind surgery- and there’s plenty of room in that operating room for laughter, and a cheeky bev, and quiet,
and stillness,
and Floor Time.
This isn’t the thing that matters.
This thing only matters because it is helping us relate to each other.
We are the things that matter.
To me, the process of making SNOLIGOSTER has been less of a healing from what mattered during my trauma, and more of an affirmation of the beautiful things that I knew should matter - that we have the choice to make matter to ourselves and our communities.
I hope making that choice is a freedom you take full advantage of. I hope it empowers you.
If it heals you along the way, even better.
I hope you insist upon telling stories that matter in ways that are safe.
And I so hope you get the chance to join us in the swamp.
SNOLIGOSTER shows at Alphabetti Theatre on the 7th and 8th of August from 7.30 p.m. Sliding-scale tickets are available here.
Edward Cole: Spring 2025
Season Launch
Official Statement: 20.02.25

I am very excited to be able to announce Alphabetti’s first season of programming since becoming Artistic Director. Since I arrived in my role the staff here at Alphabetti have wasted no time in making me feel like a member of the family, and I owe a huge degree of gratitude to them for negotiating the first stages of this transitional period with incredible professionalism, care, and proactive optimism.”
As an organisation, Alphabetti has a responsibility to our artists, our audiences and our communities to create a welcoming space where people can share stories, develop ideas and create change, and to forge pathways for ideas, people and creativity to grow. We must also be open and honest about the challenges facing the creative sector in the present day, and work with partners across the city and beyond to ensure that everyone can be optimistic about the creative future of Newcastle and the North East.
With all of this in mind, we have begun a period of organisation development work at Alphabetti, generously funded by the Esmée Fairbairn Foundation and Arts Council England (ACE). Grants have enabled us to employ external consultation from the brilliant Ned Glasier (founder of Company Three) to help us collaborate as a team and lay the foundations for a company vision, that will in turn form the basis of a new business plan. Training for staff (including anti-racism, BSL and mental health first aid) will be delivered thanks to the funding, and soon we also hope to offer new roles at Alphabetti - watch this space!
As I’m sure you can appreciate, the workload has been such that I’ve had precious little time to do my most important job – read and programme plays! I’ve met some wonderful writers and am making my way through my ever-expanding reading list– but to anyone who has reached out or submitted a script, I can only offer a huge thank you for your patience and understanding. The quality and volume of work being produced across this region is nothing short of astounding, and I can’t wait to be able to be regularly programming work from some of our incredible local playwrights.
Which brings us to this season – and I’m delighted to say we have some truly excellent work coming up on the Alphabetti stage. We have familiar faces and new ventures; poetry, comedy, cabaret, gigs and touring shows; regular events and one-off celebrations; and, at last count, four different festivals (four!!!). It feels poignant and apt to be opening this season with the return of one of Alphabetti’s most successful shows; Tiny Fragments of Beautiful Light, as their sell out tour comes home to Newcastle. We’ve even added an extra matinee performance as demand for tickets is so high. It’s also incredibly exciting to be hosting TeePee productions’ award-winning show, Fluff, which arrives at Alphabetti in March with huge praise from previous runs at Birmingham and Buxton Fringe Festivals, where it won Best New Piece and Best Performance, respectively.
Heading into May, and the brilliant Ruth Raynor will be debuting her show Grounded, which has been in development over several months and had a work in progress showing at Alphabetti last summer. The show is magnificently written – engaging, thought-provoking and incredibly moving – and has some stunning music woven throughout.
We then have the phenomenal Olivia Hannah’s new show, Sh*t Life Crisis in June, presented by Silent Uproar, which promises to be a wild party of a show with brilliant tunes and a full-blown karaoke. I can’t wait!
There are also some shows which unfortunately, we can’t announce - yet. Given the nature and pattern of ACE funding, it’s often the case that production teams (especially for small-scale shows like we have at Alphabetti) won’t find out whether they have funding until only a few weeks before rehearsals are due to start. This creates a series of challenges that Alphabetti is looking to address. Normally, we would programme work several months in advance and then wait with bated breath and crossed fingers to find out if ACE funding would be successful. If so – great, full steam ahead! But on the ever-increasing occasions that bids were rejected (ACE funding has never been as competitive as it is today) then we were left in a situation where a production had to be delayed, dramatically scaled down, or cancelled.
Alphabetti is accepting of the current funding model, and we acknowledge the enormous pressures the Arts Council is under. There isn’t a huge amount we can do to change this system in the short-term, however, we can alleviate the pressure on productions by leaving them out of our programme until funding is confirmed. As such, you’ll spot one or two gaps in the programme between now and August, where we hope (funding permitting) we will be able to programme shows, but are having to wait and see, for now. You can rest assured that we’ll be shouting from the rooftops (and from our social media channels and mailing list) when these shows are ready to be announced.
I can’t finish without offering some more thanks to our wonderful funders. Firstly, the Backstage Trust, whose generosity quite literally brought us back from the brink last summer. Also, Arts Council England and Esmée Fairbairn for getting us started on our next chapter, and the Barbour Foundation, the Sir James Knott Trust, the Fagus Anstruther Memorial Trust, the UKRI and NCIF – without all of whom we simply wouldn’t be able to bring you this incredible season of work.
Finally, thanks to each and every one of you. Alphabetti, like all independent venues, relies on people like you making the brave decision to put on a coat, leave the house, hop on a bus, a bike or a train, and take a gamble on a night out. I promise you that I, and all the team here, will be doing everything we can to make that decision worth your while. You will always have a warm welcome at Betti, whether for Lort Burn Specials’ new poetry night, the zany adventure of Mr Funbles’ Sunday Portal, or one of our world-famous Showaoke’s (with new host Elijah Young!). We’ve even had a bit of a makeover in the bar to celebrate you coming down (along with a range of delicious new bar snacks!).
Thank you so much for your continued support. See you soon,
Ed
Edward Cole Appointed as New Artistic/Executive Director of Alphabetti Theatre
Official Statement: 04.06.24

Alphabetti Theatre is thrilled to announce the appointment of Edward Cole as our new Artistic/Executive Director, succeeding the theatre's founder, Ali Pritchard. This significant leadership transition marks an exciting new chapter in Alphabetti’s story.
Ed brings a wealth of experience to Alphabetti. After graduating from the University of Hull with a degree in Drama and studying for a Masters at Drama Centre London, he co-founded Middle Child Theatre, now one of the UK’s foremost new writing theatre companies. Since then, he has worked with numerous theatrical institutions across the country as a director, producer, actor and theatre maker.
Ed grew up in County Durham, and throughout his career has developed an intimate knowledge of the performing arts sector in the North East. He is passionate about theatre, performance and the local region, and he is ideally positioned to maintain and develop Alphabetti’s already prestigious reputation for supporting emerging artists, programming bold new work, and acting as a trailblazer for progression and accessibility in the arts.
Ali Pritchard, the outgoing Artistic/Executive Director and founder, shared his thoughts on this transition:
"Founding Alphabetti Theatre and serving as its Artistic/Executive Director has been an incredible journey. I am immensely proud of what we've achieved together – creating a space where creativity thrives, and diverse voices are heard. Ed's vision, passion, and commitment to the arts make him the perfect leader to carry forward Alphabetti's legacy. I am confident that under Ed's direction, the theatre will continue to grow and inspire our community in new and exciting ways.”
Ed expressed his enthusiasm for joining Alphabetti Theatre:
"Stepping into the role of Artistic/Executive Director at Alphabetti Theatre is the honour of a lifetime. This theatre has a unique and vibrant spirit, and I can’t pay enough tribute to Ali and the tireless work he has put in over the years to develop it into the essential facility it is today. The talent and dedication of the team at Alphabetti is humbling, and it will be a privilege to build on the strong foundations already in place while exploring new horizons. I am particularly looking forward to engaging with our artists and audiences - understanding what the venue means to them - and working together to ensure Alphabetti Theatre continues to be a beacon of creativity, development, inclusivity and accessibility for Newcastle and the North East.”
Christina Dawson from the Alphabetti Board of Trustees, added her support for the new appointment:
‘This is a very exciting time for Alphabetti. Ed is a vibrant and passionate cultural leader and I’m really looking forward to seeing what this new relationship looks like. Ed has got so much to offer our community. Welcome, Ed!
Many Alphabetti regulars will have questions about Ali’s beloved theatre dog, Rex. While we are pleased to say that Rex will still be making occasional appearances at Alphabetti, we are equally excited to announce that he will be passing his collar, lead and title of theatre dog to Ed’s enthusiastic cocker spaniel, Robin.
Ed joins the team in June 2024. On Thursday June 6th and Friday June 7th, he and Ali will host an Alphabetti Meet – a community artistic dinner party where artists, audience members and friends are invited to come and say hello in an open and informal setting. Reserve your space here - PRESS ME
Alphabetti Theatre Artistic / Executive Director and founder to step down.
Official Statement: 6th October 2023

After more than a decade, Alphabetti Theatre’s Artistic & Executive Director is leaving, as he explores working on a larger scale. Is that leading a larger organization? Creating work for bigger stages? Or crossing over into different creative mediums? Only time will tell.
Ali’s final creative role at Alphabetti will be Puddle, a fantastical family adventure, with magic, music, and science, which is being co-created with children from Hotspur Primary, West Jesmond Primary and Hawthorn Primary (5th December 2023 – 6th January 2024). After the festive season, Ali and the beloved theatre dog, Rex, will be around to oversee the rest of Spring season shows and exciting new residencies before officially stepping away.
This is a hugely exciting time for Ali and Alphabetti with the formulating of succession plans currently being finalised by the trustees, these will be announced in due course.
This Summer, Alphabetti celebrated its 10 year anniversary with ‘Alphabetti Soup’. Those who attended the shows will know the journey it took in them years to make the theatre what it is today. Ali founded Alphabetti in 2012, when he left university – his debut performance played a few dates in Newcastle upon Tyne and the home counties before a fortnight at Edinburgh Fringe Festival. Upon returning to Newcastle on a shoestring budget, he opened a venue above The Dog & Parrot pub. In 2015, he moved Alphabetti Theatre to an abandoned basement on New Bridge Street West – until finally moving the charity to their forever home on St James’ Boulevard.
From lighting shows with a household dimmer switch to now, an artist led, award winning studio theatre with community and access at its core. Alphabetti Theatre has artist studios, two rehearsal rooms, an 80 seater theatre, and an 80 capacity cabaret and music stage in their banging bar! From shy beginnings to now yearly averaging 300 performances, working with 1,250 artists, and 10,000 audience members.
Ali says: “Creating Alphabetti Theatre has been a rollercoaster of experimentation, evolution, and excellence – it’s been an incredible journey and one I’ll never forget. Thank you to all who have supported me to get here”.
Under Ali’s leadership, innovation and guidance, Alphabetti Theatre has become a powerhouse of creativity for the North East of England and he leaves the organisation the strongest it’s ever been.
We wish Ali all the success for the future and look forward to seeing his next revelations.