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The Wickerthem

Alphabetti Theatre and Mack & Rhi present 

Friday 31st October 2025

Doors:                        7pm

Performance:         7.30pm

Running Time:        Approx 120 minutes with an interval

Tickets:                      General Admission (£10)

Concession (£5)

Suitable for Over 65s, Students, Artists, Unemployment Benefit, Disability Benefit. Please note proof of concession eligibility may be asked for upon arrival at the Box Office.  Complimentary tickets are available for Pas supporting those with access requirements.

No Questions (£3)

If you can’t afford any of the other ticket categories but still want to see the show, then please purchase this one – no questions will be asked. (Limited to 7, in advance and online only)

 

Age recommendation:   18+ 

'Don't forget your corn rigs and barley rigs and take a spin around the gaypole in this fever dream of a cabaret!'

In the woods there grew a tree… oh wait that’s just Mack and Rhi. On Friday 31st October, get ready to be whisked off to Alphabettisle - A small geordie island where NOWT is what it seems… EVERYTHING is normal. It’s all OKAY. And there is absolutely NO human sacrifice. 

 

This cabaret will celebrate all things folk horror - which is of course the queerest of all of the horror genres (According to us). Expect… Dances around the bonfire, poetry at Lord Summerisle’s house, drag in the may parade, and music at the Green Man inn, and plenty of ominous staring into the distance. Get ready to dissociate (but in a fun way) as we welcome you into this fever dream of a cabaret - welcome to all queer people and their allies. 

 

Don’t forget your corn rigs and barley rigs and join your hosts Mack and Rhi for a spin around the gaypole… You did it beautifully!

About the company:

Mack & Rhi are two creative cabaret artists who have joined forces to make queer, cult comedy, DIY cabarets with joy, silliness and marginalised voices at their centre. They were the makers of shows such as: JAWS (but gay), GAYLIEN, Twin Freaks and Pedro Pascal Says Trans Rights Cabaret.

 

Mack (they/he) is a trans creative who makes work that is playful, educational, silly and raw, with an aim to help represent the underrepresented and advocate good vibes for the LGBTQIA+ community. 

 

Rhianne (she/her) is a queer creative who makes work that is satirically sexy, rebellious and mischievous with a wicked sense of humour that promotes body acceptance and joyous celebrations of love. 

 

Together they make work that holds chaos, silliness, alternative and heartwarming comedy with queer joy at its heart, creating friendly spaces for queer people and their pals to be themselves and celebrate their voices and experiences.
 

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Opening Hours 
We are open 11am - 10pm Wednesday - Friday and 6pm-10pm on Saturdays
 

Address
Alphabetti Theatre, St James Boulevard, Newcastle Upon Tyne, United Kingdom NE1 4HP

 

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Phone 
0191 261 9125. Our phone lines are open Monday-Tuesday: 10 - 6
Wednesday - Friday: 10 - 10
Saturday: 6 - 10

 

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Good Boy Rex the Theatre Dog
Arts Council England
Community Foundation, Newcastle Culture Investment Fund Supported by Newcastle City Council
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The Barbour Foundation
Esmee Fairburn Foundation

With thanks to the
Fagus Anstruther Memorial Trust

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