What's On

By popular demand, Alphabetti presents our writing group! Our call to action for writers seeking cosiness and community.

By popular demand, Alphabetti presents our writing group! Our call to action for writers seeking cosiness and community.

Tiny Fragments of Beautiful Light is one woman’s journey of self-discovery: a celebration of the joy that comes when we live as we truly are.

Debut hour of stand-up and characters from the 'out-and-out hilarious' (Stage) Derek Mitchell (Ted Lasso), whose online sketches have generated over 250 million views and a dedicated following.

Debut hour of stand-up and characters from the 'out-and-out hilarious' (Stage) Derek Mitchell (Ted Lasso), whose online sketches have generated over 250 million views and a dedicated following. 

Relax and groove the afternoon away with your loved ones at our laid-back Family Disco event!

Lort Burn Specials is a new series of occasional talks and cultural nights at the Alphabetti Theatre.

Join us for The Big Betti Quiz, a fun and slightly daft quiz night hosted by our very own Quizzy Jakeman!

By popular demand, Alphabetti presents our writing group! Our call to action for writers seeking cosiness and community.

Digging up Newcastle is a one act comedy, set in 4040. It sees a young couple excavating a site full of twenty first century relics.

Come sing and celebrate our first birthday with us!

GAY BOY lives his ex-pat life on the hunt for men in South Korea. He's an antihero, foul-mouthed, and up for it all...or is it all a front?

It’s time for Fluff to do the ultimate puzzle… her life.

By popular demand, Alphabetti presents our writing group! Our call to action for writers seeking cosiness and community.

The knockout improv comedy games show

Relax and groove the afternoon away with your loved ones at our laid-back Family Disco event!

By popular demand, Alphabetti presents our writing group! Our call to action for writers seeking cosiness and community.

​Share some queer joy and raise some funds!

Geet Northern Show welcomes the biggest stars from the North onto it’s busted sofa

After an acclaimed sell-out run at the Edinburgh Fringe, Stuart Laws takes his most personal show yet on a national tour.

By popular demand, Alphabetti presents our writing group! Our call to action for writers seeking cosiness and community.

Relax and groove the afternoon away with your loved ones at our laid-back Family Disco event!

A show about risk, for those unsatisfied with life.

Mr Funbles’ classic variety show returns for the first time!

They call it ‘the incident’ now. What happened when they first met. He always said it was part of his ‘romantic plan’ but they both know that’s rubbish.

Relax and groove the afternoon away with your loved ones at our laid-back Family Disco event!

GIMME the thrills and the spills. GIMME the winner of the Victoria Wood panel prize. GIMME Rob Copland with a microphone in his hand and a careless abandon in his heart.

Can you make a persuasive argument to win £300?

Most of us are carrying honesty grenades.

Leo Middea is a Barcelona-based singer-songwriter who blends Brazilian genres like bossa nova, samba, and Latin folklore with a modern twist.

This Spring, A Night in Sign is coming to Newcastle!

Step into an intimate, candlelit world for a performance like no other. 

Grace smashed cancer, but victory feels like a bad joke. While throwing a memorial for Abbie, her ride-or-die chemo buddy, Grace lays bare how surviving turned her life inside out.

Relax and groove the afternoon away with your loved ones at our laid-back Family Disco event!

Award-winning drag king and London's loveable nature boy, Bi-Curious George, invites you into a raucous celebration of queerness and the animal kingdom.

Geet Northern Show welcomes the biggest stars from the North onto it’s busted sofa

Relax and groove the afternoon away with your loved ones at our laid-back Family Disco event!